You gotta fight, for your right
Beastie Boys' "License to Ill" was the first cassette I ever purchased... at the flea market, so it was most likely a pirated copy. It was the best of both worlds: rock & rap.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
My Top Celebrity Sightings
No autographs, please...
Tommy Chong - Noticed him at a Chicago airport waiting for our flight to LAX. I pretended to read while trying to get a better look at him in the lounge. Then I walked by him in First Class while boarding the plane and gave him a nod and a grin, but inside I was squealing with delight.
Heidi Fleiss - AVN Awards in Vegas one year. Celebrities galore. But as I was walking towards Heidi, I froze in amazement. This was, afterall, the Madame herself.
Cyndi Lauper - After the Pride parade in SF one year, she gave a speech and had an after-party at Blake's on Telegraph in Berkeley. Danced with her and some fans, and brushed up against her peacoat. I was tempted to lick her coat, but didn't want my fanatacism to show.
Friday, April 29, 2011
My Most Quotable Movies
My humor is like a box of chocolates...
"Popeye's Chicken is the shizznit." - Little Nicky
"Who do you think I am, Albert f***en Trump?!" Stealing Harvard
"It tastes so good when it touches your lips!" & "Your my boy, Blue!" Old School
"If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis." Billy Madison
My Most Memorable Birthday
Who you callin' old???
My Dirty 30 was the MOST memorable birthday for me yet. I celebrate my birthday as my birthday MONTH, naturally. The celebrations started off with some Girls Night Out thing at a local dive with male strippers and ended with a nice dinner at favorite hometown restaurant, Cap's, with a Raider tailgate or two that may or may not have included beer bongs. I would give you details, but then I'd have to kill you.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Uhhhh... AWKward.
Buh-bye!
What makes an awkward moment so awkward is knowing you should end a conversation, but not wanting to insult the other person with your bluntness. First dates are the WORST! I learned quickly to arrange meeting at a loud, busy place that way the escape would be easy.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Will I Ever Go Back to School?
Back to school, back to school...
I'd love to go back to school just to continue learning and being challenged mentally. Could you imagine a 50 year old doing kegstands? Oy vay! I'd stick to the books.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Things I Have No Patience For
Just a little patience, yeahhhhh yeah
I wish my eyeballs could throw daggers when I have to deal with rude people, being late and/or lied to my face.
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